i'm outta my mind and i don't care what the doctors say;

I woke up feeling exactly like I was hungover--seriously, exactly, right down to the dizziness, the sandpaper throat and the dried up eyeballs. I even had a series of freaky dreams. Thing is, I haven't had so much as a Corona in like a week. Definitely nothing comparing to the seven or eight drinks it'd take to make me feel like this.

For those that lack this valuable life experience, it feels like I got about five minutes of sleep and spent the rest of the night getting slapped in the face.