I can see it in their eyes—THEY'VE ALREADY DIED INSIDE.

Who games online? I do! And not just obscure dorky stuff like video game characters on LiveJournal communities! Proper dorky stuff like MMOs, now.

halo 3 ★ sterlingsylver
I'm fairly certain I suck at this game hardcore. Problem is, the people I live with actually study this game and occasionally trounce professional players. It's rather discouraging.

animal crossing ★ brittany in kirst at 159013915568
I've wasted hours and hours of my life playing this; I have every fruit, I have bred a variety of flowers, I have fished and caught bugs and built snowmen and... ugh. My town is very pretty. I am current working on increasing my collection of pink flowers.

final fantasy xi ★ analae in leviathan
I am a level six white mage. I am hardcore. Apparently, I have a connection with tons of people who are level... seventy, or something, and they will randomly give me cool shit! I predict good times in my future.

Clearly, I'm neglecting some vital part of my life to have time for all this, but... I can't figure out what's missing.