i think i thought i saw you try;

The reason I keep collapsing whenever I stand up? ... Okay, I'm exaggerating, I just sway really badly and sag against the nearest wall. But the reason is because I'm sick, I think. I hope, anyway, because the persistent dizziness hasn't gone away in like, twelve hours. And no, I didn't hit my head. Again.

... Dude, this is not looking to be the Year of Good Health, for me, is it?

Edit: Okay, now I have been hit in the head. Or rather, the face. I better get a freaking spectacular black eye for that.