Tweets for Today

• 12:47 My brother is doing his Patrick Bateman impression, and he will not stop. Sofreaky. #
• 15:25 God, I'm fucking beat, and we just pulled up to the third job of the day--and then we begin the drive to Cali. Fucking kill me. Just do it. #
• 17:47 WHY WON'T HE STOP WITH THE AMERICAN PSYCHO VOICE. WHY. #

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