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I'm registered for twelve units: beginning Portuguese, beginning Spanish, introduction to business writing, and introduction to Mariachi music. Anyone who thinks I'm joking will be stabbed in the face, and anyone who attempts to congratulate me will be stabbed in the eye.

I can't abbreviate Brittany Gael without it looking like I'm mangling the spelling of bagel.

time will not heal all of your pain.

My remarkably shitty day—waking up at seven, spending hours wrestling with the school, signing up for bullshit classes I might end up trapped in, driving to Phoenix and then directly home in order to make a shift at GameStop—was vastly improved when my brother bought me this.