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Happy birthday heytherenatalie~!

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Man, I can't remember the last time I got so sick so quick. I was feeling a little tired yesterday afternoon, I had a headache around ten, and then by midnight or something I was curled up on my side whimpering, because every part of my body hurt like hell, and there I remained for the next fifteen hours. Finally, I got some pain killers that actually fucking do something, so I can sort of function now. I had fucked up delirious dreams, like one where Shinedown was actually a religious cult and another where people secretly hated me because I sometimes talk like a Southwestern hick. And I think the cast of NCIS appeared intermittently, but I couldn't tell you why.

So fucking thirsty. I want to drink everything in the world.