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I should be asleep but levade and I have stumbled upon a terrible truth, and that is this: if for some strange reason you have wondered, hey, what would the world be like if Orlando Bloom was actually a Bruneian man of Taiwanese descent, don't worry, God had answered this question for you.






They look so much alike it's freaking me out. FOR COMPARISON.ALSO FOR COMPARISON. AND THIS. AND THIS.

A bunch of middle-aged Taiwanese ladies called me 汪太太 all night, which was hilarious and mildly mortifying, because we were doing K-TV and as Wang Dongcheng is a popular musician his image showed up quite a bit and whenever he did they'd go, "Oh, look, 汪太太, it's your husband~!" I am twenty-five, you might recall. Actually after hearing about me and my friend's respective ridiculous crushes on Wang Dongcheng and Wang Leehom, one of them women sighed and said that we were reminding her of how old she really was.

"Wait a second," my friend said. "What about you and--?"

And the Taiwanese lady narrowed her eyes and even switched to English to say, "My relationship with Takeshi is real."

TAIWAN, YOU KILL ME

srsly though my obsession with Taiwanese pop culture is opening up so many conversational doors