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[rocknload]

There's nothing wrong with me probably! The headaches are a normal thing after a concussion, and I might have them for up to another year! Awesome, huh? The weird, on-and-off stabbing pains are likely muscle spasms from the whiplash I didn't even know I have!

... But the doctor admits there's a small chance my brain is leaking blood and other nasty fluids, so I've got to get an MRI. And by small chance, I mean really freaking small. Smaaaaaaall. Still. Fuck.

Edit: And I'm an official hire at GameStop! Just filled out all the paperwork!

Comments

[ex-monarchy375.livejournal.com]

DON'T DIE

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WHAT WHY WOULD I DIE

[ex-monarchy375.livejournal.com]

ON THE SMALL CHANCE YOUR BRAIN IS LEAKING THINGS

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

....

BRITTANY.
YOU'RE DYING.

I'M GOING TO BE A TERRIBLE DOCTOR IF THIS IS WHAT I TELL MY PATIENTS.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

SEE? SOMETHING YOU DID NOT KNOW BEFORE YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR!

And ohgeeze, I did say fucking subdural hematoma. When's your MRI?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

ONE, IT'S LIKE, A MICROSCOPIC CHANCE

TWO, IF MY BRAIN IS LEAKING, HOW CAN I HELP THAT

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I LEARNED I SHOULD MIX TYLENOL WITH ALLEVE IF THINGS GET TERRIBLE

Dude, it's nothing! She's just checking to avoid lawsuits! And it's tomorrow at 2:45~.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... Why do you want me to die.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

I don't want you to die.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU JUST KEEP TELLING ME I'M DYING.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean I want you to.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Maybe your negative thoughts are going to kill me.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

THEN YOU MUST STOP EAGERLY ANTICIPATING THE EVENT. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

FEEL BETTER, DAMNIT. ♥~

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT EAGERLY ANTICIPATING IT.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I'LL TRY~! <3

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU KEEP PREDICTING IT, IN ALL CAPS. ALL THAT'S MISSING ARE THE BOLD AND BIG TEXT TAGS.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

PREDICTING. NOT HOPING.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

IT'S WHAT I SUSPECT.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

BASED ON WHAT EVIDENCE. OR DO YOU HOPE TO BE A WITCH DOCTOR.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

EVIL ICON. BASED ON YOUR BLEEDING BRAIN.