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My dad actually woke me up with, "Happy Devil May Cry Day!"

Edit: Hi, guys! >___>

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OSLO, Aug 17, 1999 (AFP) - A dolphin tried to rape a 28-year-old Norwegian swimmer who had been gambolling with it off the south coast of Norway, the newspaper Verdens Gang reported Tuesday.

The animal, which had been circling around the swimmer, suddenly stuck its penis between his leg and his bathing costume before the man managed to free himself and escape back aboard his nearby boat.

"At first I thought it was pushing me with its flipper but dolphins don't have flippers beneath their bellies," the unidentified swimmer explained.

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Another swimmer who witnessed the scene from the boat told the newspaper he had to ward off similar advances from the dolphin a few minutes earlier.

"He tried his luck with me but I was protected by my waterproof suit," that swimmer said.

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Someone responded:
>I suppose we are to conclude from this incident that dolphins are gay!

Well, I don't care if a dog, cat or less frequently a dolphin is male or female when I pet it. But I MUCH prefer petting a female human than a male. Like us with dolphins/dogs/cats, a dolphin probably doesn't distinguish gender in humans.

Another human man that has quite a bit of experience having sex with both male and female dolphins also confirms this. His story and factual details are quite interesting. I have zero interest myself, but find it interesting the interelationships between humans and "beasts" when totally consensual and initiated by the animal.

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In a swinging newsgroup someone said:
Just another case of where one of these SINGLE dolphins won't take NO for an answer... imagine being stuck with a few of them in a jacuzzi

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Heh. Dolphins are playful. :) Considering that they ejaculate at a force hard enough to injure (I've heard it compared to a shotgun blast), it's a good idea not to take them up on their offers. :)

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