what a waste of time to believe you would ever come back to life;

[rocknload]

My entire world view has been shattered.

Fungus freaks me the hell out. I once ate a mushroom by accident, and I almost choked. I hate it, hate it, but really, I try not to think that hard about it, that's how freaky and gross it is. And I guess the fact that yeast is a fungus isn't all that surprising, but, dude, I never thought about it. Until tonight, when Wikipedia destroyed my illusions completely.

Yeast is in bread.

Yeast is in beer.

Yeast is in pizza.

... How am I supposed to go on?

Oh, and I get sympathy, too.

My mother: Hey, Brittany, you want me to make you a loaf of bread?
Me: ....... Fuck no, bitch.
My mother: *maniacal laughter*

Comments

[regeneration.livejournal.com]

The yeast is killed by the cooking process, I think? I'd say you're pretty much safe from whatever threat you think the fungus is going pose.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Mushrooms on pizza are also dead. It's still gross and freaky!

[regeneration.livejournal.com]

...I don't really know what to say. What is it about them that freaks you out so much?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Their fungal nature, obviously!

[regeneration.livejournal.com]

...okay, I dunno then. I'm sure I'll be able to think of more useful things to say tomorrow, when I am not half asleep.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

There is nothing useful you can say. There is no hope for this sorry situation.

[untangles.livejournal.com]

...You just learned this?>

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I never thought about it.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

I feel bad for you if you ever got stuck in a Mario game, then.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... Mario game?

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

Y'know, like Super Mario! He eats mushrooms to grow and to get extra lives.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... He shouldn't. S'not worth it.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

I thought your diet consisted completely of pizza! What will you do now?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... I don't know.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

You, itsutsuboshi, and morlena need PSAs on nutrition!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Pffft, how do you figure. My new diet of soda and empty air ought to be plenty sufficient.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

You know who else eats empty air and soda?

MUMMIES.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

.... They do?

[unicorn]

...you didn't know that?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I DID NOT THINK ABOUT IT

[unicorn]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're going to eat pizza anyway. Don't even pretend, man.

Or you could live on matzo.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Dude, I know, but... It's gonna be weird.

What is matzo?

[untangles.livejournal.com]

I am so disappointed in you, original.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

You better hope we never meet IRL because I'll pretend the pizza is talking to you.

>:D

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

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