I can see it in their eyes—THEY'VE ALREADY DIED INSIDE.

I SHOULD KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE. EVEN TINY BOOBIES RENDER THEM HELPLESS. IF NOT FOR THE SEX APPEAL, THEN FOR THE FACT THAT YOU'RE THE FAIRER SEX AND HOW CAN THEY SAY NO TO THOSE PUPPY DOG EYES~~~

IT'S GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE I'VE HAD TO STOP MYSELF FROM ASKING FOR THINGS CUZ THEY REALLY ARE OBLIGATED TO SAY YES

I'M NOT PURE EVIL I SWEAR