born to lose and destined to fail;

[rocknload]

Just now my mother decided my brother deserved a smack in the face. Bryce grabbed me and proceeded to use me as a human shield, dodging her attacks and pinning my arms down as my mother kept swinging her hands around my hand, trying to land a blow on him. "No, Mother, stop!" I yelled. "Stop! This can only end badly! And in pain! No! Stop! Stooooooop!"

It continued until she punched me in the face.

"Gee, gosh, if only someone could have seen this coming."

My family is insane.

Heading to Phoenix for work--and to catch some movies, I have to admit--not taking my computer and probably won't be reachable by cell phone until I come back tomorrow. Laters!

Comments

[unicorn]

O____o

Seeya then!

[elspeth-vimes.livejournal.com]

My god. You alright?

Have you considered submitting your life as a sitcom? I think it could be a cult classic.

[earthbend.livejournal.com]

Ouch. *hands you steak for the developing bruise* ):

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

. . . What the hell. I would kick my mom if she did that. Then again, I am rather spontaneously violent.

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

I think you should always position yourself between your mother and your brother from now on.

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

--WAIT

I JUST REALIZED I TYPED THAT OUT COMPLETELY WRONG

HAHAHAHAHAHA

excuse me while i laugh for a few minutes

WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS, I think you should position your mother between yourself and your brother from now on!!!