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My scheduling nightmare? Defeated. I am hardcore. Though I sounded sort of like I had fucking tuberculosis when I was stumbling home from class tonight, and I ended up coughing so hard I drooled, which might make you think I'm not particularly hardcore actually—but no. I am.

Edit: The above amuses me a lot less, considering how immediately after I wrote it I became overwhelmed with a spazztastic coughing spell that continues to this very moment, nearly half a hour later. I'm sorry I told a joke, Powers That Be, holy shit.