I have asked this question many times, but never before in poll form!

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[Poll #1559911]

Comments

[unicorn]

Glad to see we all agree on the important one.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Yes, the second question is much more crucial. THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT, MAN. Would Indiana Jones have left Luke Skywalker to take on the Death Star by himself? No way. Would Han Solo have adopted an adorable little thieving orphan? Never.

Though this all also supports my "Indy is better" theory.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

Tell me that it's First Choice, then Second Choice for you. If not, I am disowning you.

[unicorn]

Han Solo was kind of a dick, but he was fun.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Han Solo practically helped raise me, it's true, and I love him, but you know that Indiana Jones is my personal hero. How can I choose anybody before him.

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

Han Solo is MUCH sexier.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It gave him room for ~character growth~. Plus I guess in the EU he spawned all the important new Jedi, so he's better than Luke for sure.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

How do you even figure that.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

Han Solo opened my eyes to the world of men with boots and tight pants, for that he will always be number 1. Plus, I don't think I've forgiven Indy for the Crystal Skull.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

I HATE THE STAR WARS BOOKS OKAY

THEY ARE HORRIBLE FANFICTION BEING PASSED OFF AS OFFICIAL SEQUELS /seethes

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, for what? I don't know what that is.

When it comes to bad sequels, Star Wars has so much more to answer for.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE CANON.

OR DO YOU IGNORE THE WORD OF GOD.

GOD BEING GEORGE LUCAS, IN THIS CASE.

[maxiboom.livejournal.com]

I chose yes because I couldn't really remember, and I guess that seemed like a good compromise at the time. BUT APPARENTLY THIS IS CONTROVERSIAL, so feel free to disregard.

[unicorn]

ADAM I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO COMMENT ABOUT THIS

DISOWNED

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[parcus.livejournal.com]

I want an apology for the first three episodes.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

I WILL BE A HERETIC THEN

THEY FUCKING SUCK UP TO WHEN LUKE PROPOSES TO MARA

WHO BY THE WAY

WAS ABOUT TO DROWN FOREVER

REAL ROMANTIC

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Does, "They couldn't have been bad, they made approximately three billion dollars." count as an apology? Because if I recall correctly that is what we got.

[unicorn]

Some of the EU stuff is fun, though!

[parcus.livejournal.com]

No. I want a "I am so sorry, I am going to redo them and this time I won't think with my hardon for CGI"

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

FROM WHAT I HEAR, THE BETTER STORIES ARE ABOUT HAN AND LEIA'S KIDS. FUCK LUKE AND HIS MARY SUE GIRLFRIEND. WIFE. WHATEVER.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I hate to have to break this to you, Setine, but, uh, George Lucas can't write. It's actually impossible for them to be much better than how they were, unless some other dude completely makes them. What do you think the odds are of that.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

I stopped wanting to read after Chewie, Han becoming an alcoholic, Luke's wife DYING OF A MYSTERIOUS DISEASE etc.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. I LIKED MARA UNTIL THE FUCKING ENGAGEMENT. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

[unicorn]

I liked a lot of the things that had nothing to do with the original series characters, though.