I can see it in their eyes—THEY'VE ALREADY DIED INSIDE.

WELL there is the thing where my enthusiastic thoughtless fanning of them is sort of messed up if you consider how messed up the industry is, but if I go the other way and pity them then I'm being undeniably at least slightly obnoxiously paternalistic. IT ALL MAKES ME :/ SO HARD MAN.

I was waiting to show Bridgette this awesome thing of amazingness, and I accidentally stayed up too late and got a second wind of wakefulness.