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• 17:23 GUYS i'M STALKING A RANDOM ROOSTER #
• 17:24 http://twitpic.com/6av2y - HE IS CALLED RALPH
• 17:28 ... Th-they killed Ralph.
• 17:32 THEY KILLED MY ROOSTER FRIEND HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO ANYBODY I EVEN HEARD HIM SCREECHING BUT I WAS TOO BUSY WORKING TO SEE WHY
• 17:35 NOW THEY ARE PULLING RAPH APART AND EATING HIM IN FRONT OF ME. FOR ONE, WHAT THE FUCK. FOR TWO, DON'T YOU WANT TO COOK THAT? #
• 17:37 WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF HOSPITAL IS THIS, WHERE THE NURSES KILL WANDERING PETS WITH THEIR BARE HANDS AND THEN EAT THE MEAT RAW RIGHT AFTER. #
• 17:38 http://twitpic.com/6aw5z - R.I.P. Ralph. ;_;


I AM A SENSITIVE SOUL OKAY. Twitter was down today so everyone got my last messages of horror and had no idea what the hell happened beforehand, so I have reconstructed my messages in their entirety. Thanks to time stamps I know that I named Ralph approximately two minutes before he was strangled to death or whatever the fuck they did to him. I walked back over there as they were stuffing him into the truck of their car and pulling off his feathers and chewing on him and guys, I was not raised on a farm. IF WE HAD BEEN ON A FARM I WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SURPRISED BUT THIS WENT DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARKING LOT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EXTREMELY URBAN AREA.

I am still sad. Today was traumatizing for me. I will eat pizza and write pointless adventuring genfic.