I can see it in their eyes—THEY'VE ALREADY DIED INSIDE.

List 10 of your favorite characters from different fandoms, and ask people to spot patterns in your choices, and if they're so inclined, to draw conclusions about you based on the patterns they've spotted.

1. Dante (Devil May Cry)
2. Shawn Spencer (Psych)
3. Sam Witwicky (Transformers)
4. Lloyd Irving (Tales of Symphonia)
5. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
6. Captain James T. Kirk (Star Trek: The Original Series)
7. The Road to El Dorado (Miguel)
8. Stan Marsh (South Park)
9. Jack Kelly (Newsies)
10. Son Gokuu (Saiyuuki)

There is absolutely no pattern there, none at all. It sort of bothers me that these are all dudes, but since I almost exclusively favor the main character and most of my fandoms are very action-oriented, it's not often that the lead is going to be a chick. It's not that my fandoms lack ass-kicking women, but usually it's the main character by definition who makes the dramatic moral decisions, and apparently someone deciding to do the right thing is the closest thing I will ever have to a kink.