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Bridgette went through my clothes this morning while I was asleep and wore the clothes I was planning on wearing to the interview to... high school. This means I have to go to it in the oxymoronic state of formal slacks and no bra.

Goddamnit.

Edit: "If you want this job, it's yours." Manager man, that's the best news I've heard in a week.

... Actually, I don't feel any less stressed, because evidently my life is about to become complicated and shit, but whatever. I GOT A JOB.

More editing: It's really quite hilarious listening to my brother and his guy friends explain that they think I got the job based on what I look like, while managing to make sure their lectures aren't remotely complimentary. Thanks, guys, really. Thanks.

Comments

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU TOTALLY COULD FEND THEM OFF, I BET. WITH DDs, YOU STILL MIGHT HAVE TO. ... Violent?

WHY WOULD THEY SELL IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, MAN.

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

WE WILL SEE. I'M OF THE MIND THAT IF ANYONE'S DETERMINED ENOUGH TO DO IT, I WILL NEED SOME SERIOUS KICKASSERY. I SHOULD TAKE JUDO. ...Yes! I'm not any more, though! Most of the time. Except to my siblings.

BECAUSE THEY CAN?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

TAKE TAEKWONDO. 'CAUSE KICKING IS FUN. My family is nearly half blackbelts! We're quite violent.

NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON.

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

I USED TO, I GOT UP TO GREEN BELT. I LIKE STICK FIGHTING BETTER, BUT THERE IS NONE OVER HERE! AND IF I EVER GO UP AGAINST SOMEONE BIGGER THAN ME, I WILL NEED TO KNOW HOW TO USE LEVERAGE AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT. SO JUDO FOR NOW. THEN KICKBOXING.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR MOST PEOPLE ON EBAY (http://search.ebay.com/breast-milk_W0QQfrppZ50QQfsopZ1QQmaxrecordsreturnedZ300), IT SEEMS.