confronted by dreams that i can now feel;

[rocknload]

WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP

OH, WAIT, I KNOW WHY

IT STILL SUCKS

Character RPed: Sam Witwicky, Dante, Optimus Prime, Miguel, Seth Gecko, Lloyd Aurion.
Years roleplaying: One and change.
Least favorite character: Out of that list? Probably Prime...
Male or female characters?: Guys...
Oldest character played: Dante.
Newest character?: Seth.

Which character of yours would be most likely to...

Jump off a bridge?: Dante, because... God, I don't have to explain that.
Get drunk and pass out?: Miguel's done it in canon. Dante's done it is psuedo-canon. Miguel wins.
Be far too hyper for their own good?: Lloyd.
Get lost and refuse to ask for directions?: Seth.
Get lung cancer: ... Sam, by virtue of being the least immune to human stuff happening to him.
Star in a horror movie?: Seth is from a horror movie, Dante's from a horror game. They're about equally horrific. Tie.
Star in a video game?: Lloyd's the most obnoxiously heroic, so I'll go with him.
Make the world a better place?: Lloyd and Sam, blah blah blah, tie.
Have a torrid gay love affair?: Optimus Prime. Why? Because I'm tired and it seems like a good answer. I mean--I don't know.

Relate each word to a character of yours:

Love: Lloyd is seriously the most loved kid on any planet, ever.
Hate: Seth.
Money: Miguel.
Seduction: ...
Lies: Miguel.
Tragedy: Dante.
Manipulation: Miguel. God, Miguel, you're coming across as kind of a bad person, here.
Violence: Seth.
Politics: Miguel.
Fire: All of 'em.
Ice: None of 'em.

Would you ever...

Play a prostitute?: Probably not.
Play a musician?: Sure.
Play a pilot?: Why not.
Play a homosexual?: Sure.
Play a pedophile?: No.
Play a politician?: Probably not, just 'cause that sounds like a lotta painful work.
Create a character for the sole purpose of smut?: No.
Play a character who commits incest?: No. The only pairing I can stand that leans on the incestuous side is Dante/Trish, and that's... debatable.

Comments

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

WHAT SUCKS?

WHY AREN'T YOU ONLINE? HELLO. I'M IN JAPAN. I CAN KEEP YOU AWAKE.

[regeneration.livejournal.com]

HELLO. WHY ARE YOU NOT ASLEEP?

[unicorn]

Dude I just woke up at six am and went jogging for half an hour. This is unprecedented behavior for me. THIS WAS NOT IN THE PLAN.

I'm going to kill you if you're still awake.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

WAKE UP AND GET ONLINE SO I CAN FANGIRL AT YOU.