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[rocknload]

Okay, I stayed up until well past dawn and I have never discussed Devil May Cry in such terrifying detail. levade now knows more about the fandom than I ever thought she would.

Unfortunately, I think my ability to construct proper meta is disintegrating.

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[arcesso.livejournal.com]

Point taken! I can understand the appeal, then.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Poor Dante. He is so very sad.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

Let me try and sum up all the pity I can find. Oh wait...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

You play Lady. This means that your reserves of pity for Dante are about this big: --------> .

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

Depends. The period or the dashes?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

The dashes are just part of the arrow pointing at your appalling lack of pity.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't look at me. You got mad when I pitied you.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Dude.

Dante: Fine, I will explain what really happened to Vergil.
Lady: Oh my God, you are so sad and kind of pathetic and your life sucks. I feel so bad for you!

How did you expect Dante to respond?

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

...THAT IS NOT AN ACCURATE PARAPHRASING.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Funny, that's how Dante heard it.

HOW WOULD YOU PUT IT.

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

Dante: YEAH SO I ACTUALLY KILLED MY BROTHER A LOT MORE RECENTLY THAN YOU THOUGHT.
Lady: WOW THAT FUCKING SUCKS I'M REALLY SORRY. D= I KNOW HOW BAD THAT SUCKS AND I FEEL BAD THAT YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH IT AGAIN.

That is how Lady would have put it.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, Dante doesn't like being made to feel pathetic!

[arcesso.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, it wasn't like she had some diabolical plot to emasculate him. It just sort of happened.