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[rocknload]

Yesterday at work I failed to scale a six, six and a half foot concrete block wall. I even hurt myself trying. That's sad. Either I'm just that outta shape or I'm so fucking tired all the time from never sleeping. Either is completely fucking unacceptable.

I am weak. Weeeeeeeaaaaaaaaak.

Comments

[unicorn]

I don't think I ever HAVE been able to scale a wall that high without something to wedge myself against and wallkick up! But if it BOTHERS YOU you should WORK OUT. Which would probably also help with the sleep.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It makes my work difficult, if I cannot do this thing!

Pffft, I wonder how I could go about this...

[unicorn]

The gym, you were at it today! PERHAPS WORK OUT NEXT TIME.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I don't have a membership there! It's why I was waiting around in the lobby!

[unicorn]

Do you have one now?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Dude, that costs money.

[unicorn]

You could always do gym-related things at home.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Like... DDR!

[unicorn]

I was thinking more WEIGHTLIFTING AND RUNNING AROUND. But hey.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Running around without motivation to continue running is hard to do.

[unicorn]

It is. I have no advice about that! It is hard for me to do too. YET USEFUL.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Clearly, we need something to chase us.

[unicorn]

That icon could do the trick.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

That is our friendly neighborhood Spiderman! He means us no harm.

[unicorn]

You are not in bed.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I am, actually!

[unicorn]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDX

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I am telling the truth! I am in bed, it is fact.

[unicorn]

You are not SLEEPING. Which was supposedly the point of your leaving!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

I find that terrifying, yet oddly commonplace, given who you are and what you do to survive.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Who I am is weak. WHAT IF SOMETHING TERRIBLE WAS CHASING ME.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

THEN YOU MUST TRAIN.

OR AT LEAST REMEMBER YOUR FUCKING SHOTGUN NEXT TIME.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

THE SHOTGUN WON'T HELP ME OVER WALLS.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

No, but you can take down whatever's chasing you!