this just in!

[rocknload]

I'M A FUCKING IDIOT

You guys oughtta realize, unless laughter is its own reward, there's no prize for tricking me! It's easy! Dude, I'm quite capable of tricking myself, and if a moron like me can pull it off, it's not exactly a feat, now, is it?

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[rainsigns.livejournal.com]

There, there now. *pats*
I promise I won't try to trick you.

[unicorn]

What happened?

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Laughter is totally its own reward.

[regeneration.livejournal.com]

sorry. it's not just you, i do things like that to everyone.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I'm kidding.

Also, I just learned how to make text blink.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

One day it'll STOP BEING FUNNY.

WHAT THEN.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Promise~?

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Then I'll be sure to send flowers for your funeral.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Pfffft, and it's not just you! It's EVERYONE.

If I was being serious I wouldn't use the "with friends like these" tag. ^^;;

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Don't look at me like that, it's true. You'll only stop being hilarious when you finally manage to meet your violent, most likely limb-spattering death.

[rainsigns.livejournal.com]

Promise!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

But. But. Surely, there's another way.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[regeneration.livejournal.com]

oh. sorry. wasn't sure, just wanted to be on the safe side.

[rainsigns.livejournal.com]

YES.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

No need to apologize! Clearly, my self-depreciating sarcasm was not nearly as apparent as it could've been...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE I CAN TRUST.

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Nope. Sorry, there isn't. You're just innately chuckle-inducing. To be honest, even your death will probably merit several jokes at your expense.

[regeneration.livejournal.com]

I'm just never quite sure if you're being sarcastic to hide the fact that I've actually pissed you off, or something. I don't know.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... As long as I don't up on the Darwin Awards.

[rainsigns.livejournal.com]

:D *feels all important*

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

That one we're just going to have to wait and see on.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Well, if I was actually angry, I probably wouldn't have used the BLINK tag. Which I've always wanted to use, but only last night actually discovered!

No, seriously, I can't imagine a situation in which I'd actually be mad at you...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

^__^ You should! You're rather alone, in this.