this just in!

[rocknload]

I'M A FUCKING IDIOT

You guys oughtta realize, unless laughter is its own reward, there's no prize for tricking me! It's easy! Dude, I'm quite capable of tricking myself, and if a moron like me can pull it off, it's not exactly a feat, now, is it?

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[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Don't look at me like that, it's true. You'll only stop being hilarious when you finally manage to meet your violent, most likely limb-spattering death.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

But. But. Surely, there's another way.

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Nope. Sorry, there isn't. You're just innately chuckle-inducing. To be honest, even your death will probably merit several jokes at your expense.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... As long as I don't up on the Darwin Awards.

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

That one we're just going to have to wait and see on.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I won't. It'll be my mission in life--do not end up as a Darwin Award.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

G...good luck on that, Bri.

pft

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

...

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

E-excuse me. I have...a thing. In the oven.

I certainly don't have to idle to laugh my head off. Because there's no reason for me to do so. Nope. Definitely not.

OVEN THING TIME!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Go. Go do your oven thing.