and all the pagans began to smile and;

[rocknload]

A computer just asked me if I can count above the number fifty.

Have I mentioned that I hate my life, recently? It definitely hates me.

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[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

If it helps, I think I failed the personality portion of a test when applying at Red Lobster forever ago.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I have horrible luck with those personality tests. I mean, like--I guess I don't have the attitude employers are looking for! I passed Walmart's, at least. I think I passed this one, too, but... seriously? Seriously? Fifty?

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

...Maybe they were thinking more of in English, at least? Hmm.

But yeah, personality tests are kinda bullshit, because so what if I'd rather work on my own, it doesnt mean I CANT do brilliantly working as part of a team. Sheesh.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're just testing your lying skills.

"Have you ever known someone to steal something out of a parked car?" (That was really one of the questions.) "Pffft, never!"

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

I really think that's the case. Why else would they have all the "Have you ever taken anything, even something as small as a pen or stapler, from your place of work?" questions? Seriously. The honest people are the ones who get fucked over from them.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I could tell the truth on stuff like that! I think I accidentally took a dry erase marker how from the restaurant I worked at, once, and then I brought it back. But this test had some weird freaking questions.

"Has travel across land become more efficient in the last hundred years?"

"Do you have any desire to engage in risky behavior, like race car driving or sky diving?"

[ignitible.livejournal.com]

You have to be shitting me.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not. It was weird.