underneath a bright red sky;

[rocknload]

This morning, I woke up with an intense headache right behind my forehead, even after downing some Tylenol, light hurts my eyes--I keep having to tell everyone around me to shut the fuck up. I'm thirsty, I'm nauseated, I'm tired, I'm pretty freakin' unhappy. Bryce? Oh, he's fine. Up bright and early, all cheerful and shit.

Okay, now guess which one of us had nine beers last night.

And which one of us didn't drink a drop.

Hell, I have my brother's hangover.

Chase says this is the greatest thing that's ever happened. Chase is a douche. He doesn't have a hangover, either. Neither does Skyler. Or Shawn. They all came in to laugh at me--which. Ow. It hurt. My life, it's still hating me, man.

Comments

[unicorn]

...the weirdest things happen to you.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know.

[unicorn]

Throw things at Chase?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Remarkably ineffective.

At least he stopped doing his fake Irish accent, which is his tradition to do the entire day every year when Saint Paddy's day rolls around. People were throwing stuff at him, I think he's just used to it.

[unicorn]

Damn. They're always at their strongest right after they adapt. YOU HAVE TO THINK OF NEW STRATEGIES.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It's not a new adaptation. This is the kid who got a passing car to chuck a full can of V8 at us when he it drove by. ... Well, I was helping. Still. I think he's fully immune.

I should just... hit him, but I feel like, being Bryce's best friend, he's outside of my jurisdiction. Even if he's my friend, too...

[unicorn]

Get Bryce to hit him.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Bryce doesn't hit people when I tell him to! It's annoying.

[unicorn]

Woe.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

He'd be such a good weapon, if he didn't have these scruples.

[unicorn]

I wouldn't think he'd scruple to hit friends, though! Only strangers...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

He's beaten the crap out of Chase in seriousness, before. I guess he's decided that violence is most effective when it's used only one or twice in this manner. I admit, it does seem more scary, like that...

But I still think violence is hilarious whenever it's used! I wonder how he can be convinced.

[sirhellsing420.livejournal.com]

The hell? How is that possible? It's like he used magical hungover vibes to strike you when you weren't looking. :O

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I suspect voodoo to be at work.

[rainsigns.livejournal.com]

ouch.
Maybe you could try sleeping it off?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I did! I slept for... well, until five in the afternoon.

[technobubblegum.livejournal.com]

It's like those two in Discworld! The god of wine and the (oh) god of hangovers. XD

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I've never read it!