future's comin' much too slow;

[rocknload]

I can't justify this icon. I'm not sure I want to. Since when am I a Christian Bale fan, again?

... We might work today. Might. ;___; I might need to buy a cowboy hat. My life, it's becoming a farce. I think I'm going to injure David and make Jack feel guilty about it. That'll make me feel better. Fictional characters, picking on them is like picking on kittens. Except worse, because kittens can sorta fight back.

Anyone play Mario Kart on the DS?

Comments

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Pffft, I guess that's close enough. You have exactly what I need, though!

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

If I could induce mitosis in it and send you one of the resultant daughter hats, I so would.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... I'm not sure I'd wear it.

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

....

What do you have against mitosis hats?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Nothing! Nothing. I just. I think it would be too alive for me to want to... adorn myself with it.

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

But it could talk to you! And be a perky, adorable companion! ...It could give you bad romantic advice! :D

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

..... It sounds like the plot to a terrible movie.

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more along the lines of cheesy anime, but that's good too!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

The hat could turn out to be my closest friend!

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

Physically and emotionally!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... It's back to being creepy, again.

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

WHAT? It's hat! It's made to be worn! If you don't wear it, it will be sad!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

What does this hat eat?

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

Good question! I am very tempted to say small mammals and see just how creepy I can make this, but if it is a Comedic Sidekick, probably candy. u.u

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It doesn't sound like a balanced diet.

... It sounds like your diet.

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

....

HEY NOW.

My diet has Jello and Cheez-Its in it too. IT IS NOT JUST CANDY.