y yo estoy cada vez mas igual;

[rocknload]

Not dead, just busy--not to mention too cheap to pay what Motel 6 is demanding for Internet access. Fuck that, I want it for free. I've been playing a ridiculous amount of Harvest Moon. I finished American Psycho and started Good Omens. I was kind of horrified to realize that American Psycho is much more my kind of humor than Good Omens--what the hell is wrong with me?!--so I might read To Androids Dream of Electric Sheep instead, tonight. I spend the minutes between jobs today writing Newsies death!fic, so I really have to reiterate, here: what the fuck is wrong with me.

By the way, levade, my mother wants to know if you really mean it when you say "MUST BE KEPT FROZEN."

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[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

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[unicorn]

No. I don't.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I told her! Actually, the words I used were, "She's just fucking with you, ignore it." But she didn't believe me.

[unicorn]

I don't think I even wrote that! I think I wrote FRAGILE and THIS END UP. It might have been on the box already; I just grabbed one that was big enough. THE PART DONE IN BAD HANDWRITING WITH A SHARPIE IS MINE?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW. I'm not there! I will get to it on, uh ... I have no idea. THEN I CAN SEE WHAT YOU DID TO IT. If it's not ... God, lost.

[unicorn]

It'd be hard to lose! It's a large apparently-alarming box.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I think it will be lost. My house is large and my family is insane. When it comes to losing stuff, I mean.

[unicorn]

It's also kind of heavy. Maybe they will just have shoved it somewhere so as not to have to deal with it.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

They should put it in my perfectly clean room! IT WOULD NOT GET LOST THERE. But I have no faith in them. Or in my room being perfectly clean upon my return.

[unicorn]

Well, then you'll have to find it, wherever it is.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I'll try! The package Audra sent me turned up eventually, it just took a couple weeks. It's for situations like these that I got myself my own P.O. Box.

[unicorn]

Well, your mom has noticed it. Tell her to put it in your theoretically-clean room!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I guess I could IM her, as she happens to be online. I've been having my sister badger her on which Newsies character most deserves to die--I could actually speak to her myself, possibly.

[unicorn]

A SOUND AND REASONABLE PLAN.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

My mother, verbatim: It's sitting on the stairs to the upstairs. I didn't look in it, didn't read the note. I just opened it to verify it didn't need freezing and wasn't a head or dead rabbit then packed it back up.

... I DON'T KNOW WHAT COMMENTARY TO ADD, HERE.

[unicorn]

Congratulations. You now know it isn't a dead rabbit.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

She wasn't kidding!

[unicorn]

She probably wouldn't have had to open it to tell if it was a dead rabbit or a head. It'd smell a lot more by the time it got through UPS.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

You could have sealed it! A cunning trap!

[unicorn]

hey brittany, remember that thing with the maggots I linked you to? well-

[penginchan.livejournal.com]

... Newsies death!fic?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... Well. I was bored, and working and it occured to me that, uh. David's death would be the most traumatic.

[penginchan.livejournal.com]

What about Jack?!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

He would be pretty bad! But it came down to the fact that Jack would take David dying worse than David would take Jack dying.

[penginchan.livejournal.com]

You're not very nice...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

You have a crush on Patrick Bateman. Clearly, you are a poor judge of such things!

What, do you think Jack dying would be more sad?

[penginchan.livejournal.com]

I do not!

Nooo! Such a death does not seem happydisneymusical like!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

What's with these icons, then~?

It's not particularly happy, no. But people die! JACK'S MOM, SHE'S DEAD.

[penginchan.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

What song and dance do you think they would be doing in your story?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Funny. I see them. You think he's hot, don't you?

... Um. What can you do to Taps?

[penginchan.livejournal.com]

You were watching a movie you utterly despised just because he was in it!

... They would come up with something!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

That's really different than thinking Patrick Bateman is hot.

... Like what?!

[penginchan.livejournal.com]

But I don't think that!

Mother suggests "O~pen the cemetery gates and bury~ the Dave!" to your story.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

What do you think, then?

........................................ But Jack hates me. Right.

[penginchan.livejournal.com]

That Patrick Bateman is... a crazy fellow!

Yes, he does.

[yamiaudra.livejournal.com]

Is american phsyco a book or a comic? You should let me read^^

Oh and it will be fun to go to the museum, when will you get back?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It's a book! I'll loan it to you when I get back! If you actually want to read it, it's kinda ... well.

I'm thinking Sunday! But I dunno for sure yet.

[yamiaudra.livejournal.com]

It's okay if it is strange and violent, it will probably be enjoyable^^

Okay, well just let me know when you are!