rocknload | Tweets for Today

23:23 SHIT, a wire in my MOUTH is LOOSE, this hasn't happened in years and it's not free to FIX anymore, it's annoying, why does life hate me. #
06:32 man, that bed was so fucking comfortable, getting up was like the hardest thing ever. #
08:13 Great. BEES. A whole hive of 'em, even. #
10:58 done with work! homeward! #
14:21 Home in Flagstaff! #
14:31 @LordofAwesome How awesome, Lord Awesome. Way to ... progress. #
14:37 @LordofAwesome ... clever. #
15:17 so sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... something is clearly wrong or..... Something. #
15:19 @LordofAwesome You mean you actually fed yourself? #
15:44 @LordOfAwesome Dude, we have cake? #
15:51 @LordofAwesome ... man. Uncool. #
19:14 @LordofAwesome Just admit your failure. And how much you fail. Except at one thing--failing. There, you succeed. #
19:17 @LordOfAwesome ... shove it, whore. #
19:19 @LordofAwesome ...... you mean like YOU did? #
19:23 @LordofAwesome ...... that sounds kind of horrible. Really horrible. #
19:26 @LordofAwesome ........................ #
19:32 @MisterSmileyMan Wow. How fascinating you are. #
19:32 @LordofAwesome Are you reading over my shoulder?! #
19:35 @LordofAwesome You, er. Need hobbies. #
20:31 my brother is apparently a twit. #
20:34 @MisterSmileyMan Great defense. #
20:41 @MisterSmileyMan What about the handicap the arena gives you? You're surrounded by enemies. Look around you. #
20:57 @MisterSmileyMan Poor baby. Maybe you, too, should get a goddamn hobby. #
20:59 @MisterSmileyMan Makes sense. You're a pretty sad person. #
21:12 Seeing Iron Man, and I CANNOT stop updating this thing. Also, Bryce is a douche. #
21:19 Maybe, if my brother feels so unloved, he should stop threatening people who refuse to bemd to his will! Just a thought. #
21:22 @MisterSmileyMan Dude, you wouldn't exactly know, would you? #
21:23 @MisterSmileyMan You have no friends, is what I meant. And do you know how to reply to messages? With the @? #
21:39 @tanzmatic I see you have updated! HOORAY. #
21:43 @tanzmatic IT IS FUN. I HAVE BEEN PLAYING WITH IT ALL DAY. #
21:44 @tanzmatic YOU ACTUALLY WRITE IT OUT LIKE IT LOOKS. WITH THE @ AND THE USERNAME. #
21:48 @tanzmatic It is, if you use the phone thing. You can also use IMing, or the website! #
21:52 @tanzmatic Set it up under DEVICES. The same place you set up your phone! #
21:53 @tanzmatic ALSO, THERE IS A FIREFOX PLUGIN. #
21:58 Nevermind. We got there too late! OUR PLANS ARE RUINED, NO MOVIE. #
22:00 @tanzmatic Do any look USEFUL? #
22:08 OH GOD I AM SO DISGUSTED GROSS GOD AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHIEJNDJSNDHWJDHSJNX FDFGE FRFDDFGJFKDS #
22:15 @MisterSmileyMan Oh, fuck you. FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKING EYE. #
22:15 @tanzmatic SHUT UP. #
22:28 @tanzmatic why SHOULDN'T you?! WHY WOULD YOU MOCK MY SUFFERING. #
22:31 @tanzmatic YOU ONLY HAVE NINE TOENAILS, THAT'S TERRIBLE. I BET IF YOU DIDN'T CHASE THE BEAR THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED. #