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[rocknload]

You know those round robin stories? You pass a piece of paper around, each adding to the story, and you fold it over so you can only see what the person immediately before you wrote?

Well, me, penginchan, and yamiaudra did that.

Fifteen years ago, it was a dark and insane world, thrown into chaos and doom. The lands were consumed by war. But there was a ray of hope, amidst the despair!

A great knight in shining armor, with a magic sword that could conquer any foe!

He rode throughout the land on his trust steed, leaving flayed and bloody bodies in his wake.

But this was no villain, though some would disagree--he picked but one kind of victim. And, of course, that was little children!

The nights were filled with the cries of mourning mothers. But the children were donated to a good cause; that cause was science. And when these donations came, then HE came out.

Charging forward brandishing his sword, he would let out a ferocious roar: "Gaaaaaaaaaaaar!"

"Please," cried the children. "Please, spare us our heads!"

"Fine, then, but your hearts are mine! Muahahaha! I enjoy them with ketchup and a bottle of chianti. But," he continued. "I'm thinking of going vegetarian, or at least cutting down on the cannibalism."

"Then, you should start eating more salads, and less children!"

The knight sneered and with a laugh raised his sword, swung, and lobbed off the boy's head.

He looked down at the body, and smirked. "Maybe this one will go better with mustard."

Formatting chosen to approximate our handwriting.

Comments

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

lol, a fine chianti

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I'm told this is a Silence of the Lamb reference.

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

You have been told correctly.

...Though I first heard it on Space Ghost. Uh.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Space Ghost?

[unicorn]

...I can tell which bits are you.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Which font is mine, then?

[unicorn]

Italics.

Edit: Unless you're lying about the handwriting thing. The italics and the bold are definitely you and penginchan, though, whichever. I'm pretty sure I know you well enough.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I write in cursive but usually with very thick black pen, Bridgette writes in very faint chicken scratch. So I wasn't lying! ^^ You're right, in any case. Edit: By which I mean, I was bold and she was italics.

[unicorn]

I knew the normal font wasn't EITHER of you. It wasn't right. The handwriting thing was misleading! I've seen your handwriting. It is like this, only without the gothic lettering style.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It's not very neat regardless.

[unicorn]

It's better than mine.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I also don't pick up my pen when I'm writing fast, so it leaves little flourishes everywhere, and I make my Fs backwards. And if I'm writing fiction I slash out like half of everything with thick scribbles. No font on my computer can demonstrate this.

I found something you'd sent me just this morning! IT DID NOT LOOK THAT BAD.

[unicorn]

...let me take a cell phone picture of my NORMAL writing. My scanner doesn't work.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I WILL DO THE SAME.

[unicorn]

Some of it got cut off. I wanna see if you can translate.

This is all I could get.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Blah Blah blah there
don't take note, you realize;
handwriting is probably the
gonna fail all my being

Re: This is all I could get.

[unicorn]

Blah Blah blah this is why [I]
don't take notes, you realize; [my]
handwriting is probably the reason [I'm]
gonnna fail all my exams


The random capitalization and decapitalization are right, and... I usually get worse as I go along. Um.

Re: This is all I could get.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I was close!

My translation sounds like a Babblefish creation, though.

I think mine's too cut off to actually read what I wrote. But you can see what it looks like, anyway. Imagine reams off that. All over my room. Entire notebooks filled with my scrawling.

Re: This is all I could get.

[unicorn]

BEING? Out of exams? But yeah! I know that I can't read my writing after about a page. It's funny to watch it deteriorate.

It is HARD to read.

Re: This is all I could get.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It still looks like BEING to me. I can't see EXAMS at all.

I can always read my writing! I deeply suspect I'm just remembering what I've written, though. Bridgette usually can make it out, and no one else ever bothers. When I worked at the pizza place delivery guys used to get lost because of me.

Re: This is all I could get.

[unicorn]

Pfffffffffffffft.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

And that's mine. Maybe mine is better.

[unicorn]

I can't understand the top line without the tops of the letters, but then Maybe I'm trying too
hand is cramping

I should take out my contac(ts?)
What's a word that starts
Frank. Fortunately. My froth (??)
something that many people.

There. I think that's long

...I think it'd be easier if it wasn't so large, actually.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm trying too [hard, my]
hand is cramping.

I should take out my contac[ts.]

What's a word that starts [with f.]
Freak. Fortunately, my freak [f's do not]
[p]uzzle that many people.

There. I think that's long enough.

I thought about resizing it! But. Lazy.

[unicorn]

Hmmm. Context not being cut off would've fixed most of my issues with understanding yours, I think...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

The freak does look an awful lot like Frank, I will admit.

[unicorn]

And it starts with F!

[ex-monarchy375.livejournal.com]

The three of you should write a novel!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I wonder what it'd be about. Besides the eating of small children.