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[rocknload]

Okay, so Tim, our lovely house guest, has recently expressed his opinion that I'm a little chubby and could stand to lose some weight.

You know, I'd state my height and weight, but on reflection, it doesn't really matter. Isn't that pretty fucking unacceptable no matter what I look like?

Someday, they'll move out. Someday.

Comments

[ex-monarchy375.livejournal.com]

BEAT HIS MOTHERFUCKING ASS

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I VERBALLY PWNZED HIM, BUT HE IS STUPID TO REALIZE JUST HOW MUCH I INSULTED HIM, UNFORTUNATELY

SO I MIGHT DO THE BEATING THING

[ex-monarchy375.livejournal.com]

...I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. :| DON'T TELL ME HE LAUGHED? 8|

I SUPPORT THIS COURSE OF ACTION

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

HE WAS JUST KIND OF BLANK, I THINK

[ex-monarchy375.livejournal.com]

DUMBASS

KNOCK THE BLANK LOOK RIGHT OFF OF HIS FACE

[allsunday.livejournal.com]

Someone just outstayed their welcome.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

They did that a long, long time ago.

[unicorn]

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL ALLOWED TO LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE GOD HATES ME

[unicorn]

STUPID GOD

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

You should have told him that he's a little obnoxious and could stand to gain some IQ. :P

[shati.livejournal.com]

My suggestion was going to be about dick size. >.>

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

Aw, dammit, I KNEW there was a better zinger lurking in my mind.

That, Dante! USE shati'S SUGGESTION!

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

OMG, FUCK THAT BULLSHIT! KILL HIM WITH A SPORK!

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

Also, I know I said I would pray for money for your family, so does it count if I ask for an ATM to be dropped on this dude? Everyone wins then.

[unicorn]

...Andy, I love you. JUST SAYING.

[destructively.livejournal.com]

f-f-f-faggot

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

Or you could kill them first. ♥