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[rocknload]

I AM SO HUNGRY I AM SHAKING AND SHUDDERING AND NAUSEOUS.

THIS IS PROFOUNDLY UNCOOL.

Comments

[unicorn]

EAT SOMETHING

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS LOGICAL SOLUTION

ACTUALLY I CAN'T EAT BECAUSE THERE IS NO FOOD IN THE HOUSE AND I'VE BEEN WAITING AN HOUR AND A HALF FOR MY DAD TO WRITE ME A PAYCHECK SO I CAN BUY SOME BUT HE WON'T AND NOW I AM GOING TO RUN OUT OF TIME TO GET STUFF DONE BEFORE I HAVE WORK

[unicorn]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

AGREED

[unicorn]

YELL AT HIM?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

THIS METHOD SEEMS TO BE WORKING. SLOWLY.

[unicorn]

YELL MORE. POINT OUT YOUR WEAKENED STATE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YELLING DOESN'T DO MUCH. IT'S KIND OF WHAT I DO NORMALLY.

I FEEL A LITTLE BETTER, BECAUSE I WENT UPSTAIRS AND DEVOURED CANDY, ICE CREAM, AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF FROSTING RIGHT OUT OF THE CAN. HOW LONG WILL THIS TEMPORARY FIX WORK, I WONDER.

[unicorn]

NOT LONG ENOUGH. UH... TALK TO HIM IN A REASONABLE VOICE? WOULD THE NOVELTY HELP?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I TOLD HIM I ONLY NEEDED HALF THE MONEY NOW AND LOOK, HOW AMAZING, I HAVE BEEN PAID.

[unicorn]

I SEE. GOING TO GET FOOD NOW?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

[unicorn]

SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE FED, THEN.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

FOOD IS DELICIOUS.

[unicorn]

This game is horrible. I'm chasing some guy who's terrfied of me around in circles so I can kill and eat him.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Ah! For a second there, I thought you said "eat then kill" and I was quite horrified.

... Come to think of it, I still feel that way just a bit. What did he ever do to you?

[unicorn]

We're TRYING to ask him for information. I just don't think it will work out that way.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Why don't you just SHOUT at him?! ASK HIM WHILE HE IS FAR AWAY.

[unicorn]

HE RUNS OUT THE DOOR. WE HAVE TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

SHOOT HIM IN THE KNEECAPS.

[unicorn]

THAT ISN'T VERY FRIENDLY...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

AT LEAST HE'LL LIVE.

OKAY, MUST GO NOW, LATERS~!

[unicorn]

TOO LATE, HE TURNED INTO A ZEBRA AND TRIED TO KILL US.

SEEYA!

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

M-maybe someone at work will take pity on you and give you some food!?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I work in a foodless, isolated room--unless there is some way to convert defective Sony products into nutrition.

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

Is there at least a vending machine around or something that people can use to shower their pity on you?!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

There isn't! All that stuff is at the other end of the mall.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

TANZ. SHE BLAMES ME.

[unicorn]

This is unusual how.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

HELLO.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

TAKE YOUR SICKNESS ELSEWHERE, YOU MONSTER

[elaine-miles.livejournal.com]

EAT SOMETHING! CHIPS! HOT DOG! TOFU! A SMALL CHILD! ANYTHING!