rocknload: (♫ i shall be AS A GOD ♫)
[personal profile] rocknload
I have a chubby stomach. This is freakin' ridiculous, because the rest of me is still as stick thin as it every freaking was, so I--I look deformed. Bizarre. I look horrible, and the only good thing about my body before was my flat stomach and now that's gone and I want to lose ten pounds, like, now. When I only weigh 128 to begin with. My doctor would crucify me. This is excellent.

In other news, Bryce just made me dramatically late for class!

I keep meaning to do that meme everyone's doing, I'll try to get to it after class.

Date: 2008-06-20 03:52 pm (UTC)
unicorn: a unicorn skull. (Default)
From: [personal profile] unicorn
I seriously doubt you look deformed in anything but your very biased opinion! I recommend losing the fat and getting some muscle back, though, so your doctor will not be upset?

What did he do.

Date: 2008-06-20 04:01 pm (UTC)
ext_57246: (Default)
From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
It looks weird. And it was really obvious in the outfit I was wearing when we did a picture taking spree a few days ago, so that's like--twenty pictures of me looking awful.

"Bryce, we're going to be late!" "Nnnnnnnnnngh." "Bryce, I'm going without you." "No, don't go." "... Bryce, I've been waiting for ten minutes!" "I'm coming... I'm coming..." "Dude, class started five minutes ago, can we go?" "Yeah... I think I feel too sick to go."

Date: 2008-06-20 04:36 pm (UTC)
unicorn: a unicorn skull. (Default)
From: [personal profile] unicorn
I think I look weird! You told me that that was ridiculous when you met me IRL! I THINK THESE THINGS MIGHT BE CONNECTED AND PERHAPS EVEN UNIVERSAL.

The hell, Bryce!

Date: 2008-06-20 08:37 pm (UTC)
ext_57246: (Default)
From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
YOUR LOGIC HAS NO PLACE IN MY MOPING.

Yeah, I know! At least it doesn't look like I actually missed anything except a quiz, which is ... oh, well.

Date: 2008-06-20 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com
I look horrible, and the only good thing about my body before

ಠ_ಠ

Date: 2008-06-20 08:38 pm (UTC)
ext_57246: (Default)
From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
I'm kind of a stretched out version of what a human being is supposed to look like, I'm afraid.

But it never really bothered me before, though. I even imagined to get through adolescence without being bothered, except for that one bout of bitterness where I hated my face.

Date: 2008-06-20 09:50 pm (UTC)
ext_57246: (Default)
From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
TH-THANKS

I JUST NEED THE WIIFIT. IT'LL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

Date: 2008-06-20 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yamiaudra.livejournal.com
You should start exercising and doing sit-ups so you can gain some muscle. If you just try and lose weight by starving yourself it won't be good. Just try and eat healthier and cut back on the cheese *laughs*. You really aren't big by any means, maybe your body carries all it's weight in the stomach area?
Edited Date: 2008-06-20 04:43 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-06-20 08:39 pm (UTC)
ext_57246: (Default)
From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
Wait. Would I have to eat less pizza?

I guess it does. God, I don't know why. It could go anywhere, even to my ass and I wouldn't even care, I don't think.

Date: 2008-06-20 06:58 pm (UTC)
nadleeh: Tieria and Lockon ([Kitty] :3)
From: [personal profile] nadleeh

Date: 2008-06-20 08:47 pm (UTC)
nadleeh: Tieria and Lockon ([Maya] -.-;;;)
From: [personal profile] nadleeh
...You never read the Mr Men books? Damnit, the joke makes no sense then. :|

~Miri

Date: 2008-06-20 09:50 pm (UTC)
ext_57246: (Default)
From: [identity profile] rocknload.livejournal.com
I have never even heard of them!

Profile

rocknload: (Default)
Brittany

May 2011

S M T W T F S
1234567
8910111213 14
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031    

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jun. 5th, 2025 06:22 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios