i hear the angels dying, just as the devil smiles;

[rocknload]

I have a chubby stomach. This is freakin' ridiculous, because the rest of me is still as stick thin as it every freaking was, so I--I look deformed. Bizarre. I look horrible, and the only good thing about my body before was my flat stomach and now that's gone and I want to lose ten pounds, like, now. When I only weigh 128 to begin with. My doctor would crucify me. This is excellent.

In other news, Bryce just made me dramatically late for class!

I keep meaning to do that meme everyone's doing, I'll try to get to it after class.

Comments

[unicorn]

I seriously doubt you look deformed in anything but your very biased opinion! I recommend losing the fat and getting some muscle back, though, so your doctor will not be upset?

What did he do.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It looks weird. And it was really obvious in the outfit I was wearing when we did a picture taking spree a few days ago, so that's like--twenty pictures of me looking awful.

"Bryce, we're going to be late!" "Nnnnnnnnnngh." "Bryce, I'm going without you." "No, don't go." "... Bryce, I've been waiting for ten minutes!" "I'm coming... I'm coming..." "Dude, class started five minutes ago, can we go?" "Yeah... I think I feel too sick to go."

[unicorn]

I think I look weird! You told me that that was ridiculous when you met me IRL! I THINK THESE THINGS MIGHT BE CONNECTED AND PERHAPS EVEN UNIVERSAL.

The hell, Bryce!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOUR LOGIC HAS NO PLACE IN MY MOPING.

Yeah, I know! At least it doesn't look like I actually missed anything except a quiz, which is ... oh, well.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

I look horrible, and the only good thing about my body before

ಠ_ಠ

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of a stretched out version of what a human being is supposed to look like, I'm afraid.

But it never really bothered me before, though. I even imagined to get through adolescence without being bothered, except for that one bout of bitterness where I hated my face.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

YOU LOOK HOT.

>:[

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

TH-THANKS

I JUST NEED THE WIIFIT. IT'LL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

[yamiaudra.livejournal.com]

You should start exercising and doing sit-ups so you can gain some muscle. If you just try and lose weight by starving yourself it won't be good. Just try and eat healthier and cut back on the cheese *laughs*. You really aren't big by any means, maybe your body carries all it's weight in the stomach area?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Wait. Would I have to eat less pizza?

I guess it does. God, I don't know why. It could go anywhere, even to my ass and I wouldn't even care, I don't think.

[nadleeh]

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

What is that thing?

[nadleeh]

...You never read the Mr Men books? Damnit, the joke makes no sense then. :|

~Miri

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I have never even heard of them!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Given your health history.....