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[rocknload]

THIS WEEK IN BRITTANY'S LJ HISTORY.

2oo2: Went with my family on a trip to Las Vegas. Our house was infested with ants, one of which got trapped in freezer and got turned into an antcicle.

2oo3: Felicia stayed with us, we started fucking around with an Ouja board and had fun times with that. By which I mean not. Got into a car accident and won a free ambulance ride for making the utterance, "Gee, my neck kind of hurts," and my refusal to go to the ER was overridden because I was just one month short of being eighteen.

2oo4: Bryce and I were few weeks into our summer in Japan. We watched Hero before anyone else got to, saw Spiderman 2 with a Japanese audience, which was creepy, and we somewhat missed the utter lack of fireworks.

2oo5: Audra and I got drunk for the first time. She passed out after a Smirnoff and a half, I drank almost an entire bottle of sake without the benefit of a glass and got more fucked up than I've been in my entire life. I swore that it was the first and last time I'd ever drink.

2oo6: Fucking Ozzfest, Disturbed played one of the best shows I've ever seen. People set fire to their T-shirts and danced around bonfires. We met Nick, our German BFFL, this week, too. I beat Devil May Cry for the first time.

2oo7: Worked. Complained about DDD!drama, apparently, though I don't even remember what it was about anymore. I hit a fire hydrant with my parent's Tahoe and completely destroyed the passenger side door. Worked more. Saw the fireworks at Magic Mountain because we were still working in the area on the fourth.

Wow. The first week of July seems to be somewhat eventful for me, generally speaking.

Comments

[unicorn]

I remember the fire hydrant thing.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Yes! I made a slightly hysterical voice post about it, I recall.

[unicorn]

It was pretty funny!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

And also I was whining in it about how I had to lie in the middle of an intersection and pray that no one ran me over, I suddenly recall. Man, my job is so awesome. Apparently my insurance is now more because of the door thing.

[unicorn]

How extremely uncool! Money is a terrible thing.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Oh, well! The other car accident mentioned also pushed my rates up, and I wasn't even the driver! I doubt our insurance company's competence.

[unicorn]

Your PRESENCE makes accidents more likely.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I bend probability fields! I'm amazing.

[unicorn]

With your mind. Whatcha up to?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I just told someone on sf_drama that I have a compulsive need to kill. And, er, not much more than that. I'll probably use the jacuzzi and/or fall asleep pretty soon.

You?

[unicorn]

Do you now!

Watching a bizarre movie in french. My battery will probably run out soon.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

If someone calls you a psychopath, there's no point in arguing. That's what I've decided, anyway!

Which bizarre movie in French? Is it animated?

[unicorn]

Which post was this in? It sounds entertaining.

No! It's called Revenge Of The Musketeers or something.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It's unfortunately not entertaining, as it was just a response to a comment I made about people being annoying. The post about the pot.

I have never heard it it! WHO IS WINNING. I assume there is battle since revenge is mentioned?

[unicorn]

Ah, too bad.

Right now the girl in breeches who is inexplicably good at swordsmanship of the swashbuckling kind is beating dudes up, but I expect she'll need to get help before very long. Ah yeah, here's her dad the former Musketeer. Very nice.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

How many people did she take out before she was so unexpectedly overwhelmed?

JACUZZI TIME.

[unicorn]

Quite a few! And she ALMOST fought the evil guy to a standstill before her daddy helped her out. It was pretty cute, actually. Father-daughter swashbuckle bonding.

SEEYA.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

So the movie is about the daughter of one of the three musketeers and her quest for revenge?

[unicorn]

Basically. And there's some stuff about her wanting to marry this useless poet guy and a plot against the king and blah blah.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

What is it about the French and killing kings, man.

[unicorn]

The grass is always greener on the other side of the severed head!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

I still haven't started DMC. I'm sorry.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

Hey, I made the history page!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Well, you were there, after all.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

I was there. I remember that night, and by the way I had more to drink then just the one.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

You had like, one and a half or two. A very small amount of sake, too!

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

But I had more then just one, and I also had vodka!