"because it's from outer space? what do you want from me?"

[rocknload]

This is the first time I've ever written a paper that's a whole page longer than the minimum specified requirements. Possibly because I got to speculate on the motivations of a carnivorous alien menace and include phrases like, "It's unfortunate that the scientifically motivated characters didn't get a chance to speculate more before they were killed and eaten."

It's possible I may be choosing the long line of work, here. Is there a line of work where you get to speculate about aliens? I'm totally there.

Edit: Though I may be ill-suited for science stuff, at least I didn't spent the entire class doodling about Dan the DNA Man and the wacky adventures of Mitosis and Meiosis. Unlike someone I know.

Also, I think I'm changing my schedule to take microbiology next semester. Holy crap, that topic drives me crazy. I must understand it.

Comments

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

That is ridiculous.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WHAT DO YOU LIKE THAT IS HEARTWARMING AND FUN?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

... UHHHHHH

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I AM A CYNICAL MORBID SOUL, AND YET, I STILL CHERISH FUN, CHILDISH THINGS, WHICH PROVES THAT I CAN INDEED INCLUDE THE WORD SOUL WHILE DESCRIBING MYSELF.

WHAT ABOUT YOU.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

STAR WARS HAS A GOOD ENDING.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE VERY RIGHT

DARTH VADER COMMITTED SUICIDE, THEN HE GOT TO CHILL WITH OBI-WAN, BECAUSE HE KILLED HIMSELF, TOO

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

BUT THE GALAXY WAS SAFE.

OH OH OH WALL-E.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

ACTUALLY IT WASN'T, BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY WAS PLANNED AS THE SECOND PART OF THREE

WALL-E TOTALLY COUNTS, THOUGH

I GUESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH I FORGOT. CHEWIE DIES, LUKE GETS MARRIED, BUT HIS WIFE CONTRACTS A DEATHLY ILLNESS, HAN BECOMES AN ALCOHOLIC AND BLAMES HIS SONS.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

SEE? THERE WE GO.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

WELL I GET POINTS FOR WALL-E.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD TRY TO EARN MORE POINTS

WHO KNOWS? IT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL MORE HUMAN

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

JUDD APATOW MOVIES ARE HEARTWARMING.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WHO IS THAT

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

HE IS THE DIRECTOR/PRODUCER OF 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, TALLADEGA NIGHTS, ANCHORMAN ETC...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WAIT, SO HE IS THE MAN I HATE?

GOOD TO KNOW HIS NAME, I SUPPOSE

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

... our friendship is over.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WHENEVER I TRY TO EXPLAIN THE GENRE OF MOVIES I LOATHE AND DESPISE, I ALWAYS STRUGGLE AND START SHOUTING EXAMPLES. NOW I CAN JUST DROP HIS NAME! PROBLEM SOLVED.

I ALREADY TOLD YOU, YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

OH THAT IS CORRECT. YOU ARE A STALKER.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

YET.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

THAT IS GOOD.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

IS IT?