“You know what you need, Verge? You need to get laid.”
Vergil looks up from the row of decimated corpses, and he shakes the blood off Yamato as he sheathes his sword. “How unpredictable, Dante,” he says. “How hilarious,” he says.
“You know it.” Dante grins. “C’mon, you gotta be into somethin’ besides power and all that boring shit.”
“No.”
“Hey, what if bonin’ a chick would get you ultimate power?”
Vergil stares at Dante for a second too long—and he jerks his gaze away quickly.
Too late. “Dude,” Dante says. “Sick! You didn’t even ask if she was hot!”
Kyle says fuck that, he’s not going near that—that thing if he doesn’t have to. It’s a trick anyway, it’s gotta be.
Kenny says something about how come the two of them never worry about a certain other friend they have, one that’s actually nice to them? But they ignore him.
“Could you please pass me the ketchup, Kyle?” Cartman asks, sweetly.
“Stop it! We’re not falling for it, Cartman!” Kyle yells.
“Dude.” Stan leans over to Kenny and whispers. “We totally screwed up. Think anyone will notice we gave him a concussion?”
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Date: 2009-02-28 09:51 am (UTC)I KEEN REED
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Date: 2009-02-28 09:52 am (UTC)vergil - "other things than power"
Date: 2009-02-28 09:57 am (UTC)Vergil looks up from the row of decimated corpses, and he shakes the blood off Yamato as he sheathes his sword. “How unpredictable, Dante,” he says. “How hilarious,” he says.
“You know it.” Dante grins. “C’mon, you gotta be into somethin’ besides power and all that boring shit.”
“No.”
“Hey, what if bonin’ a chick would get you ultimate power?”
Vergil stares at Dante for a second too long—and he jerks his gaze away quickly.
Too late. “Dude,” Dante says. “Sick! You didn’t even ask if she was hot!”
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Date: 2009-02-28 10:02 am (UTC)cartman suddenly goes nice
Date: 2009-02-28 10:10 am (UTC)Kyle says fuck that, he’s not going near that—that thing if he doesn’t have to. It’s a trick anyway, it’s gotta be.
Kenny says something about how come the two of them never worry about a certain other friend they have, one that’s actually nice to them? But they ignore him.
“Could you please pass me the ketchup, Kyle?” Cartman asks, sweetly.
“Stop it! We’re not falling for it, Cartman!” Kyle yells.
“Dude.” Stan leans over to Kenny and whispers. “We totally screwed up. Think anyone will notice we gave him a concussion?”
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Date: 2009-02-28 01:53 pm (UTC)Re: cartman suddenly goes nice
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