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[rocknload]

rocknload: What happened?
penginchan: Other dog tried to steal Gokus food they got in fught, Daddy was in between them.
penginchans: He's bleeding a lot!
rocknload: Shit, seriously?
penginchan: Also, I can only type with one hand because earliuer today I melt
rocknload: Like, stitches seriously?
penginchan: myself to a soldering iron and a piece oif plkastic.
rocknload: What the fuck is wrong with you people?
penginchan: Uh, can;t stich because it's a puncure wound but yeah, he's bleeding all over the place.
penginchan: Nothing!
rocknload: Jesus Christ.
penginchan: I was actually proud of myself, I didn't make a sound when it happened, even thought it might be the most painful thing I've endured!
penginchan: Now Daddys hand is all wrapped up, and blood is still coming out. DX
penginchan: I neecd to go clean up the blood now, here's Mommy!

I instant message my family. I don't call home.

We're going to have to do something with the dog, obviously, but it's hard while Peanut's owner is still serving her DUI sentence in Camp Verde. All disasters aside, my family's still pretty cheery. As of last night my father is now the owner of his own martial arts studio, and my kid brother and sister are his eager minions in running it.

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[rocknload.livejournal.com]

So far. And I'm told the house is way, way calmer and quieter without me around.

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine. Your family is chaotic. I'm waiting for a family portrait of the Wilsons to replace any actual definitions for "badass" in Mirriam-Webster's, really.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Heh, my family is ever working to increase their cool factor. As of last night my family officially owns and runs a taekwondo studio, which is what I was going to post about before I forgot about it due to the dog attack and blood. I guess I'll edit it in, now...

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

...Be straight with me, Brittany.

You're the Comedian, arent you?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Aw, I'd rather be Indiana Jones! You know, all of the adventure, none of the rape?

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

And all of the girls writing "I LOVE YOU" across their eyelids.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Exactly! All of the perks, none of the ... rape.

[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

Che. Next you'll be denouncing killing kids and pregnant women. Prude.