Writer's Block: In a Jam

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Dude, this one is so obvious.



This is assuming I'm innocent, of course, because the good guys always get cleared in Psych and they generally live, too. If I'm in terrible trouble and I need to get off and I'm also guilty, well.



Dex can take care of things for me, I'm sure. But I have to consider the possibility that the reason I'm in such deep shit is because a fucking ghost framed me, in which case...



I'd worry if the two of them showed up, though, because while my close relationship with my siblings would surely play in my favor, I really don't have enough cleavage to survive an episode of Supernatural.

Comments

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

My other choice was going to be Darkwing Duck.

Clearly I am boned.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I thought about him! But he's not the most competent of detectives, and I am in trouble, here.

[unicorn]

I think you'd survive! You'd be the cool chick in the leather jacket who Dean bonded with that episode. You'd disappear in the next season and have it handwaved. SHE'S AROUND SOMEWHERE, WE JUST DON'T TALK TO HER ANY MORE.

[paella]

YEAH THIS

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I HOPE SO

[paella]

HEY AT LEAST YOU MIGHT HAVE MODERATELY GUARANTEED SURVIVAL

I WOULD DIE IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

MY ODDS ARE ONLY RAISED BECAUSE MY FAVORITE BANDS ARE AC/DC AND METALLICA, I WEAR THE SAME LEATHER JACKET AROUND 80% OF THE TIME, I SPENT A HUGE PART OF MY CHILDHOOD AND ADOLESCENCE JUMPING FROM MOTEL TO MOTEL AND I AM A DEVOTED OLDER SIBLING WHO SLAVISHLY FOLLOWS MY FATHER'S ORDERS. This is all coincidence but it would give me COMEDIC POTENTIAL.

I don't actually have any survival skills.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

You've got the languages, but I'm not sure of the mortality stats on consulting experts on this show. Bobby's still alive, isn't he?


...yes, I'm backreading your Supernatural tag in class, why do you ask?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Dude I wrote this like a million years ago SO LONG AGO THAT THINGS HAVE ACTUALLY CHANGED IN THE CANON if I appear in seasons one or two, I definitely live, because I am so much like Dean and I have the sibling complex to go with it. So he would hit on me and I would serve some symbolic role and epic adventures would be had by all.

If I appear any time after that, Dean probably hits on me and then I die in the next scene in some horrible agonizing way, because though me being white multiplies my odds of survival tremendously, ANY MULTIPLE OF ZERO IS STILL ZERO and the writers seriously went on a killing spree of every female character. YOU CAN SEE WHY I STOPPED WATCHING.

:/

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Well, good! Because if I ever met them twice I know what would happen to me the second time, and it wouldn't be quick, either. No one ever dies quick.