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[rocknload]

Clearly the world wide web shares my opinion on lobsters.

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[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

IMAGE IS NOTHING. LOBSTERS ARE EVERYTHING.

[unicorn]

LOBSTERS ARE EVERYTHING!!!!

[unicorn]

I like how we went for the same result.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Great minds!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE ALSO COMING

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It's apparently a song, what the hell.

[unicorn]

Google is trying to subtly hint towards the lobster rebellion in the works. We can't say it didn't try to cryptically warn us.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

By Reggie and the Full Effect!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

So, come the revolution, it's going to be robots versus lobsters for dominion of the planet?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they are working with the bug, the insects, and the cockroaches.

[unicorn]

I downloaded it.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Who the hell are they.

[unicorn]

So Google seems to indicate.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I looked up the lyrics but they seemed to lack any mention of lobsters whatsoever!

[unicorn]

It's okay! Google says boil them alive, so we'll need an EMP and a lot of pots.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

So is the last result the final clue? Is boiling them alive the only way we can defend ourselves?

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

They are a rockin' good time, actually! I know of them because Frank Iero toured with them for a bit.

[unicorn]

Indeed! It's obvious.

[unicorn]

Yeah, I'm frankly not quite sure what's up with that.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

We can do this. Maybe once each robot is holding a lobster, we can launch the EMP. Two birds, one stone!

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

It's an artistic thing, I guess.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Gosh, no wonder Google is so vital to modern society, helping us out like that.

[maxiboom.livejournal.com]

This is not how I expected this warning to come, but I will make the appropriate preparations all the same.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

You should ask why Lobsters are delicious.

Also, it is better than the crabs.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

We always have hot water, our best defense.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

They are ocean spiders who crawl the sea floor eating everything in their path no matter how polluted. They really aren't delicious.

[paella]

I still hate lobsters no matter what. Forever.

[iron.livejournal.com]

... cockroaches.

[pimpfork.livejournal.com]

Lobsters are coming? Shit, better get out the rifles.


...somehow I just envisioned lobster hunting oregon trail II style.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

... they're deviened.