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So while looking through past LJ entries I saw this meme I posted about two years ago, and realized that these are still some of my favorite quotes from my favorite movies. Then I got to thinking that, hey, I have a totally different flist now, so basically what I'm saying is GUESS THIS SHIT NOW, BITCHES.

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.

1. "That was irrational of you... not to mention unsportsmanlike."
2. "I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch!"
3. "What, you don't like rice? Tell me, Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"
4. "If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself, and you've got a wet towel wrapped around your head."
5. "No, no! Don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighborhood watch!"
6. "Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"
7. "Oh, great, valium. Not only will we be able to go to sleep, if we get attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care."
8. "You can't hit me! I have five hundred times faster reflexes then Mike Tyson!"
9. "Come on, this is a history report, not a babe report."
10. "You know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one."
11. "We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
12. "Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"
13. "My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
14. "Oh, I'm not loo-loo-looing, Sire, I'm willow-willow-wailing."
15. "There is no contradiction between faith and science... true science!"