I can see it in their eyes—THEY'VE ALREADY DIED INSIDE.

I know an obscene number of severely awesome people and bizarrely ridiculous things happen to me on a regular basis. What can I do to make sure this trend continues for the rest of my life?

Edit at some late hour: Maybe I am becoming delirious.

More stuff: Fuck Phantom. In the... giant lava eye. I don't know.