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[rocknload]

"THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I COULD DO BUT I DON'T OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART."

I'm curious. Does anyone think this is something a truly good person would say?

Edit: Kendra's evil, okay? I NEVER SAID I WAS GOOD.

AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH LYING.

Comments

[unicorn]

Yes! I remember vividly because you then used YOUR INABILITY TO COMPREHEND WHY THE TRUTH IS A GOOD THING to prove that I was evil. I will totally mention it to her.

HEY SETINE

You cannot stop the TRUTH.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Did I? I must be better at twisting people's words than I thought!

SHE IS NOT ONLINE RIGHT NOW

[unicorn]

You're just DECEITFUL. Your brother was probably telling the truth.

She will be back eventually!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

He wasn't! In fact, he was going to text you terrible things like, "BRITTANY HATES YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK." My mom said he couldn't.

MAYBE SHE WILL NOT SEE YOUR LARGE TEXT

[unicorn]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I should tell him that he was adopted and you're all too nice to tell him. Though he wouldn't believe me about the nice part.

I WILL POINT IT OUT TO HER, IF SHE DOESN'T

[wittywitwicky.livejournal.com]

HE WOULDN'T. NOT A CHANCE.

THAT I DO NOT DOUBT, DAMN YOU BOTH

[unicorn]

I'll tell him you dropped him on his head as a child! On purpose! He'd believe that.

8D

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... He might. That kind of stuff happened to me more, though.

>___>

[unicorn]

...congrats?

[wittywitwicky.livejournal.com]

... I just asked my mom if anything like that happened to Bryce, and she actually said, "No, but!" And listed off two potentially brain damaging events from my childhood.

[unicorn]

FUN. I think it's an older child thing! My mother let my brother fall down the basement stairs. And almost dropped him into a shark tank. SHE KNEW BETTER, WHEN SHE HAD ME.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It's apparently a miracle I survived my childhood. However? THERE WERE NO SHARK TANKS, WHAT THE HELL.

[unicorn]

It's a miracle any of us did, probably. SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO ALMOST DROP HIM IN. ACCIDENT. TOTALLY.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I was caught in a nursery fire, nearly drowned twice, and almost electrocuted myself. The elements hate me, according to Bryce. BUT WHY WAS SHE SO CLOSE.

[unicorn]

The elements loved me! It was just the blunt trauma. I know I tried to ride a beanbag down a flight of steps into the basement because I wanted a home rollercoaster at one point.

There was a walkway above them, and she looked down with him safely in her arms - EXCEPT HE STARTED WRIGGLING.

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

APPARENTLY I WENT DOWN AN ENTIRE FLIGHT OF STAIRS IN A WALKER WHEN I WAS A KID.

ALSO, HELP ME DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST ADAM'S SEMI-MOCKERY.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU DESERVE IT AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

[unicorn]

Whoa! I just fell off of horses a lot.

Where?

[halfling-rogue.livejournal.com]

I've also fallen off trampolines and balance beams. Stupid gymnastics. And cracked my head on ice. But I'm the only person in my family who's never broken any bones!

Further down!