you're not the only one, so get up;

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Internet shut off for about an hour tonight.

And I've developed this really weird thing, and by "thing" I mean "sudden stabbing and not insignificant pain behind my right ear that goes off every couple of minutes," which I only noticed after I'd muttered ouch under my breath a whole bunch of times. My self-awareness is an amazing thing.

But, wait, I must have noticed! Because I said ouch.

My complaints were just ignored. By... me.

God, my brain.

Showed this icon to my parents, and with context, they thought it was hilarious. My dad, especially.

Comments

[unicorn]

Birds with a lot of chutzpah?

They can only do it if they get very lucky, though! And only one at a time!

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Birds don't attack in groups.

It looks like they'll kill only one or two, period. They've got to get the scout before it brings back a raiding party!

[unicorn]

The birds could probably pick them off one or two at a time better than the poor honeybees could, though. Some honeybees DIE when they stop the scouts...

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I think bees have evolved to only care about the HIVE. Kind of like ants! They have no sense of self-preservation!

[unicorn]

...dude!

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It's always kind of freaked me out! They have no fear.

[unicorn]

...dude.

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... Yes?

[unicorn]

Icon.

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... Oh my God.

[unicorn]

Like I said. Dude.

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I'm sure that's not what they meant, man.

[unicorn]

Probably not, but GOD.

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RESTRAIN YOUR SUICIDAL IMPULSES, BUMBLEBEE. THE HIVE LIKES HAVING YOU AROUND.

[unicorn]

I AM NOT SUICIDAL. I JUST HAVE NO FEAR OF DEATH.

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STOP THAT, TOO.

[unicorn]

YOU WANT ME TO BE AFRAID? GEE, THANKS.

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YEAH, I DO. SERIOUSLY, BEING AFRAID IS TOTALLY OKAY.

[unicorn]

No.

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Think about it!