for these roads want the rain and my raincoat;

[rocknload]

I know an obscene number of severely awesome people and bizarrely ridiculous things happen to me on a regular basis. What can I do to make sure this trend continues for the rest of my life?

Edit at some late hour: Maybe I am becoming delirious.

More stuff: Fuck Phantom. In the... giant lava eye. I don't know.

Comments

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe he is all squishy. Like lava.

[unicorn]

Lava is squishy?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... It's a liquid, right? That's... kind of squishy?

[unicorn]

That's vaguely gross and I'm not sure why.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Neither do I! It sounds more painful, but my personal experiences might be coloring my viewpoint, here.

[unicorn]

You've been devoured by a lava spider in the past?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

In a matter of speaking, yes! Because I keep dying on that boss.

[unicorn]

It doesn't provide you with in-depth information on the squishiness of lava, though...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Dante knocks on it and goes, "I hope you've got something inside that big body of yours." Which makes me think HOSTESS CREAM FILLING.

Then it coats him in lava and Dante dies. Which makes me think MAYBE NOT.

[unicorn]

Awesome.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

NOT REALLY.