and i don't mind saying i'm to blame;

[rocknload]

HI WORLD IT'S EIGHT AM

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.

1. "That was irrational of you... not to mention unsportsmanlike."
2. "I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch!" The Thing, guessed by advisory
3. "What, you don't like rice? Tell me, Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?" The Lost Boys, guessed by jackdante
4. "If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself, and you've got a wet towel wrapped around your head." Total Recall, guess by elaine_miles
5. "No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighborhood watch!" Transformers, guessed by levade/interstellar
6. "Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!" From Dusk Till Dawn, guessed by levade
7. "Oh, great, valium. Not only will we be able to go to sleep, if we get attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care." 28 Days Later, guessed by interstellar
8. "You can't hit me! I have five hundred times faster reflexes then Mike Tyson!" Versus, guessed by dildo
9. "Come on, this is a history report, not a babe report." Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, guessed by ajk
10. "You know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one." The Road to El Dorado, guessed by sweetening
11. "We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open." The Boondock Saints, guessed by dildo
12. "Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?" Shaun of the Dead, guessed by dildo
13. "My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." Fight Club, guessed by dildo
14. "Oh, I'm not loo-loo-looing, Sire, I'm willow-willow-wailing."
15. "There is no contradiction between faith and science... true science!"

Some of those, I will be freakin' amazed if anyone gets them.

Comments

[unicorn]

It is a kind of cool thing to attempt to say.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It comes out like juh-juh-juh-juh-juh--

[unicorn]

Like some sort of tribal war cry.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Or the sound a broken engine makes.

[unicorn]

A broken army. Going jih-jih-jih-jih as it tried to start up.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I've also heard a computer making that noise!

[unicorn]

A computer army.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be a robot army?

[unicorn]

It'd depend! It could be a bunch of laptops sitting on the ground.

I am going to guess that 6 is from that movie you kept talking about with the crazy brothers fighting vampires, just from what you've told me. If I am right I should get a prize.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

They wouldn't be all that dangerous, then!

Pffft, that should hardly count. You haven't even seen it! You don't know what it's called, clearly.

[unicorn]

What if they had lasers?

I WAS RIGHT, THOUGH. IT'S CALLED THAT MOVIE WITH THAT GUY BRITTANY APPED IN IT. Whose name was Seth. Um...I know it isn't Ultimate Versus...

Something about dawn?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... That would change everything.

YES, HIS NAME WITH SETH. YES, SOMETHING ABOUT DAWN IS IN THE TITLE. NO, IT STILL DOESN'T COUNT.

[unicorn]

WHAT IF I SEARCH OUR CHATLOGS, HUH?! THAT DOESN'T COUNT AS SEARCHING GOOGLE. YOU NEVER QUOTED ANYTHING TO ME IN AIM.

[unicorn]

From Dusk Till Dawn. It was on your app.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

SUCH A RULE BENDER

FINE, YOU CAN HAVE IT

[unicorn]

I should probably watch that movie.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Since you have already cheated and like, acted as though you did, yeah.

[unicorn]

I didn't cheat. I GUESSED WHAT THE QUOTE WAS FROM. It's not like you didn't give me enough background info.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... Maybe. I am still uncertain of the validity of your guess.

[unicorn]

The meme never said we had to watch the movie to guess at plot-related things like vampires exploding.

I am still waiting for my prize.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It is implied.

You get nothing!

[unicorn]

Where?

WHAAAAAAAAT.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Nowhere! It just is!

NOTHING.

[unicorn]

Give me EXAMPLES.

I demand something.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

IT IS HOW THE GAME IS PLAYED

WHAT DO YOU WANT