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rocknloadMy entire world view has been shattered.
Fungus freaks me the hell out. I once ate a mushroom by accident, and I almost choked. I hate it, hate it, but really, I try not to think that hard about it, that's how freaky and gross it is. And I guess the fact that yeast is a fungus isn't all that surprising, but, dude, I never thought about it. Until tonight, when Wikipedia destroyed my illusions completely.
Yeast is in bread.
Yeast is in beer.
Yeast is in pizza.
... How am I supposed to go on?
Oh, and I get sympathy, too.
My mother: Hey, Brittany, you want me to make you a loaf of bread?
Me: ....... Fuck no, bitch.
My mother: *maniacal laughter*
Fungus freaks me the hell out. I once ate a mushroom by accident, and I almost choked. I hate it, hate it, but really, I try not to think that hard about it, that's how freaky and gross it is. And I guess the fact that yeast is a fungus isn't all that surprising, but, dude, I never thought about it. Until tonight, when Wikipedia destroyed my illusions completely.
Yeast is in bread.
Yeast is in beer.
Yeast is in pizza.
... How am I supposed to go on?
Oh, and I get sympathy, too.
My mother: Hey, Brittany, you want me to make you a loaf of bread?
Me: ....... Fuck no, bitch.
My mother: *maniacal laughter*
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Date: 2008-02-29 04:25 am (UTC)Matzo is flour and water. It's like a cross between bread and crackers, and tastes pretty bland and boring! But it HAS NO YEAST.
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Date: 2008-02-29 04:29 am (UTC)... Ew!
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Date: 2008-02-29 04:32 am (UTC)Yeast is better! FUNGUS is better. It makes things delicious and adds to society!
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Date: 2008-02-29 04:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-29 04:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-29 04:44 am (UTC)