what a waste of time to believe you would ever come back to life;

[rocknload]

My entire world view has been shattered.

Fungus freaks me the hell out. I once ate a mushroom by accident, and I almost choked. I hate it, hate it, but really, I try not to think that hard about it, that's how freaky and gross it is. And I guess the fact that yeast is a fungus isn't all that surprising, but, dude, I never thought about it. Until tonight, when Wikipedia destroyed my illusions completely.

Yeast is in bread.

Yeast is in beer.

Yeast is in pizza.

... How am I supposed to go on?

Oh, and I get sympathy, too.

My mother: Hey, Brittany, you want me to make you a loaf of bread?
Me: ....... Fuck no, bitch.
My mother: *maniacal laughter*

Comments

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Doesn't matter if you said it or not. I still do.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

Too bad you don't have knowledge in common science.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It's not generally necessary, under most circumstances.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

It's still not bad to know, some of the time.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Dude, since when are you all KNOWLEDGE IS POWER?

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying you have to KNOW EVERYTHING.

But knowing at least a little bit of each subject is not a bad idea.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I KNOW PLENTY.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

WELL I HOPE SO.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO WORK ON YOUR SCIENCE THOUGH.

AND YOUR MEMORY.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

MY MEMORY IS FINE.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

IT WASN'T A FEW MINUTES AGO.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I WAS DISTRACTED, THEN.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

EXCUSES ARE LIKE ASSHOLES.

EVERYONE HAS ONE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I HAVE LOTS.

... OF EXCUSES, I MEAN.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING MY CHARACTER A LOT, TODAY.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE EXCELLENT QUALITIES.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

REALLY, NAME ONE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... I AM TALL.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID GOOD QUALITIES.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

IT IS GOOD.

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

How?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I can reach things that are up high!

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

But you can run into tree branches.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

You think I do that?

[goyutasama.livejournal.com]

I could see it happening.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... I wonder if it has.