what a waste of time to believe you would ever come back to life;

[rocknload]

My entire world view has been shattered.

Fungus freaks me the hell out. I once ate a mushroom by accident, and I almost choked. I hate it, hate it, but really, I try not to think that hard about it, that's how freaky and gross it is. And I guess the fact that yeast is a fungus isn't all that surprising, but, dude, I never thought about it. Until tonight, when Wikipedia destroyed my illusions completely.

Yeast is in bread.

Yeast is in beer.

Yeast is in pizza.

... How am I supposed to go on?

Oh, and I get sympathy, too.

My mother: Hey, Brittany, you want me to make you a loaf of bread?
Me: ....... Fuck no, bitch.
My mother: *maniacal laughter*

Comments

[ex-monarchy375.livejournal.com]

I HATE FUNGUS TOO, SERIOUSLY. I don't mind yeast, because I pretend it's not fungus and is a plant instead! But mushrooms...I don't fuck with that shit. 8| Just WHERE IT COMES FROM and WHAT IT'S CALLED and all the other kinds of fungus, ajshjfas. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT THAT? 8(

Yeast is a most delicious NON FUNGAL plant, I pretend say!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU FOR REALIZING HOW FUCKING FREAKING THIS SHIT IS.

YOUR ICON, IT'S EVEN CREEPIER THAN MY OWN!

[ex-monarchy375.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. JUST WHERE IT COMES FROM, WHAT IT'S NAMED, AND EVERYTHING ELSE OF THE SAME GROUP? NO FUCKING THANKS.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS ICON