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[rocknload]

NOTE TO PEOPLE

IF YOU'RE TALKING TO A FRIEND ON THE PHONE, DO NOT GO

"PLEASE DON'T HIT ME, CAR, PLEASE DON'T HIT ME, CAR, PLEASE DON'T--"

AND THEN HANG UP

IT MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON

IT REALLY DOES

EDIT: AND THEN MAKE FUN OF ME FOR MY PET DYING.

AND INSULTING MOTORCYCLISTS AND SAYING THEY DESERVE TO DIE.

THIS IS THE WORST PHONE CALL I'VE EVER HAD.

Comments

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should change my answer to your poll...

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I was thinking I should change my vote...

[lady-ofsorrow.livejournal.com]

...JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I KNOW.

[lady-ofsorrow.livejournal.com]

Even my mom said that is a terrible thing to do. TERRIBLE. SHE IS SUGGESTING YOU PLOT REVENGE.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

LIKE WHAT

[lady-ofsorrow.livejournal.com]

LIKE DO SOMETHING SIMILAR IN A WEEK OR SO WHEN SHE HAS FORGOTTEN.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

PRETEND TO BE DEAD?!

[lady-ofsorrow.livejournal.com]

Yep!

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

...BRITTANYISALYINGWHORE.

ISAIDTHATTHEMOTORCYCLISTWASFUCKINGSTUPIDANDIDIDNOTMAKEFUNOFHERDEADBIRD.

[lady-ofsorrow.livejournal.com]

AND THE PART WHERE YOU PRETENDED TO GET HIT BY A CAR?

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

IDIDNOTPRETEND!

THECALLWASDROPPEDAND/ORSHEHUNGUPONME.IWASONTHESTREETGOING"BRITTANY?BRITTANY?"

[lady-ofsorrow.livejournal.com]

I THINK YOU ARE LYING.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

IAMSERIOUSLYNOT.

[lady-ofsorrow.livejournal.com]

SURE. SUUUUUURE.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY.SHEFUCKINGENDEDTHECALL.ITRIEDTOCALLHERBACKTWICE.

[lady-ofsorrow.livejournal.com]

I THINK YOU ARE JUST EVIL.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

....EVILANDMEANARETWODIFFERENTTHINGS.

[lady-ofsorrow.livejournal.com]

ARE NOT.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

ARETOO.

[lady-ofsorrow.livejournal.com]

NOT.

[unicorn]

This is why you should bribe your mom to call in the middle of your conversations with Setine! OH, GEE, SORRY, MY MOM CALLED.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

But my mom is IN MY SAME HOUSE. WHY WOULD SHE CALL THE HOUSE SHE IS IN.

[unicorn]

That's why you bribe her!

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I think it'd still be kinda unconvincing!

[unicorn]

Too bad!

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

...

Youknowyoucouldhavejusttoldmetogetoffthephone.

[unicorn]

Dude, I'm joking. I'm gonna call you back tomorrow when my roommate isn't asleep. My mom wanted to bitch about her coworkers.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

SURE.SUREYOUARE.

[unicorn]

THAT'S RIGHT. AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

;_____________;

[unicorn]

EVEN IF YOU WANT TO STOP ME, WHICH I GUESS YOU DO. ;_____;

[theeternalmind.livejournal.com]

However, it's awfully funny if you're hearing about it happening to someone else.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU WERE RIGHT TO VOTE FOR HER IN THAT POLL

SHE'S AWFUL