I can see it in their eyes—THEY'VE ALREADY DIED INSIDE.

NOTE TO PEOPLE

IF YOU'RE TALKING TO A FRIEND ON THE PHONE, DO NOT GO

"PLEASE DON'T HIT ME, CAR, PLEASE DON'T HIT ME, CAR, PLEASE DON'T--"

AND THEN HANG UP

IT MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON

IT REALLY DOES

EDIT: AND THEN MAKE FUN OF ME FOR MY PET DYING.

AND INSULTING MOTORCYCLISTS AND SAYING THEY DESERVE TO DIE.

THIS IS THE WORST PHONE CALL I'VE EVER HAD.