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[rocknload]

Worked in a slightly rural area, which meant there were a lot of horses. Lots of horse stalls, I mean, though they contained the odd emu. So of course, I immediately called Bryce to ask him, "Dude, what's a three letter word for a large bird."

Phoenix's fucking hot. It's, what, March?

The emu was freaky looking.

Oh, and I'm home now. Most of our jobs were canceled!

... I saw an emu. It was cool.

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[sunsetsred.livejournal.com]

...You're still listening to Newsies.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... Shut up.

[unicorn]

Your first link is broken.

Emus are cool.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I can't figure out why.

[unicorn]

The link is broken, or that emus are cool? Because the first is because it wants you to visit the actual site first. The second is mystery.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

The perils of using Google image search for images. And I think they're mostly cool because they're so very ugly.

[unicorn]

They are also good to eat! And I am talking to a really feminist person on my friendslist about that thing you linked me last night. Hint: We're not the only ones going wtf.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Good. Because anyone who wouldn't wtf at that is a goddamn fucking lunatic.

[unicorn]

FIX THE GODDAMN EMU LINK

IT IS BOTHERING ME

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

GOD

HAPPY, NOW?

[unicorn]

WELL, SINCE YOU DIDN'T FIX IT, NO.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

YOU SAID THE FIRST LINK WAS BROKEN

THAT'S THE SECOND ONE

[unicorn]

THE SECOND ONE IS STILL BOTHERING ME

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I'LL FIX IT LATER

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

I gather from this post that maybe, possibly, you might have perhaps seen an emu today.

Maybe.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Hey, it could happen!

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

Possibly!

[unicorn]

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

.......

Ahahaha!

WTF is that.

[unicorn]

Waffling.

[nellasaur.livejournal.com]

Clearly! Silly me, didn't see it before.

[kerilu.livejournal.com]

LOL. There are giant emu ostrich lovechildren in 10,000 BC.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I remember them! They ate people.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

You need one as your DEMON STEED. For when your motorcycle's being a bitch.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

I dunno, the thought of riding something very similar to a Chocobo doesn't sound particularly intimidating...

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

Emus and ostriches are terrifying. My uncle raises them. My cousins and I always ride a golf cart down to their barn to look at the baby chicks, and the adult ostriches lean their necks over the fence and try and jab at us. They can slash a tire with one kick of their leg. They're vicious, angry creatures.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

... Huh. I was going to go bother this thing, but I had actual work to do...

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

You have a death wish or something?

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

It looks like a giant fluffy chicken! How was I supposed to know it was dangerous.

[immelmanturn.livejournal.com]

The giant scaly legs with talons? The sadistic, demonic glint in the black eyes?

[yamiaudra.livejournal.com]

Never seen an Emu before?? I've seen them a lot, says they are probably the closest to a living dinosaur, weird huh?

Sucks your jobs got canceled....

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

Wait, they're the closest thing to a dinosaur!? DUDE.

[parcus.livejournal.com]

WELCOME TO MY WORLD. HAHAHAHA YOU USED TO LIVE IN IT.

asfasdfadsfasdf;;;iwasthinkingbackawhileagoithinki'veseenyoubeforewhenIwasyounger.

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

FUCKIN' EMUS, SETINE. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THERE FOR.

Seen me doing what?

[parcus.livejournal.com]

FFA KIDS RAISE THEM